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Only 5 words I need to say…
Where can I buy one?

Only 5 words I need to say…

Where can I buy one?

helenastwinsestra:

I’ve seen a lot of dogs wearing the “I need space” jackets lately.

And I’m like ‘do they make those for people too?’

If they made those as labels you velcro onto tactical vests, and I had one, front and back my vest would read ‘LEAVE ME ALONE’ and in small print underneath ‘Unless you are a serving police officer’

Bad Lads Army

Been fuckin loving every minute of this, too bad they don’t commission a new series :(

My favourite though would have to be the Provost Sargeant Tim Weston - he doesn’t hesitate to put the recruits in line - I sure as hell wish they’d do a new series of this with Hollywood teen stars who have gotten into the shit - especially people like Justin Bieber…

strangehoneymoon:

Anyone else remember the bill?

Loved it. My favourite (and only years) I’ll watch it is from 1983-1990 - just cause of the nostalgia involved. personal ‘brick’ Storno radios with flexible cords, the mikes and antennas poking out of the top, the Met dress uniform used for daily patrol, the CAD room, Rover area cars, a van full of ‘toms’ having a sing-along with Taffy Edwards…

strangehoneymoon:

Anyone else remember the bill?

Loved it. My favourite (and only years) I’ll watch it is from 1983-1990 - just cause of the nostalgia involved. personal ‘brick’ Storno radios with flexible cords, the mikes and antennas poking out of the top, the Met dress uniform used for daily patrol, the CAD room, Rover area cars, a van full of ‘toms’ having a sing-along with Taffy Edwards…

From the Sperglord’s Desk

It’s been a long time since I’ve done one of these ‘from the sperglords desk’ type posts - so here we go.

1. Seriously - The Voice Kids is one of the absolute worst shows I’ve seen. NONE of those kids has any musical or singing talent what so ever.

2. They should cancel that show and replace it with ‘The Bill.’ Seriously, The Bill has a more talented cast than the group of reprobates that are contestants on The Voice Kids.

3. Finally, with school holidays upon us, I’m still waiting on a Flying Squad to be created by the local police to deal with twelvies. If they did create one I would be more than happy to join up.

harv-wlinton:

As the door of his cell slammed shut behind him and the lights went out, Rolf sat on his bunk and put his head in his hands.

He thought about what he had done and began to cry.

And then, from above him, a deep voice began to sing…

"Did you think I would leave you crying when there’s room in my bunk for two"…
Credit: off web - unknown author

That’s one of the best jokes yet…

freakinblueberry:

FEELING SAD? HAVE SOME PUPPIES

still-she-haunts-me-phantomwise:

Rare 1985 Alice book and tape! This is the same book I’ve been posting pictures from (scanned by my good friend themadkiwi). This thing always seems to pop up right after I spend all my money. It’s starting $19.95 at auction and $49.95 Buy It Now. Do not “buy it now”. Bid. I’m positive it’ll end up being less than $40.
What’s unique about this is that I had only known about the record option. I had no idea there was a cassette tape version too! If you buy this, there’s one song not included in the movie and I’d love to hear it.

I just spent all my money too… let’s hope someone buys this and we can hear that song not included in the movie - would be VERY interesting for nostalgia purposes :)

still-she-haunts-me-phantomwise:

Rare 1985 Alice book and tape! This is the same book I’ve been posting pictures from (scanned by my good friend themadkiwi). This thing always seems to pop up right after I spend all my money. It’s starting $19.95 at auction and $49.95 Buy It Now. Do not “buy it now”. Bid. I’m positive it’ll end up being less than $40.

What’s unique about this is that I had only known about the record option. I had no idea there was a cassette tape version too! If you buy this, there’s one song not included in the movie and I’d love to hear it.

I just spent all my money too… let’s hope someone buys this and we can hear that song not included in the movie - would be VERY interesting for nostalgia purposes :)

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:



i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

I’d be the one throwing the dice - there is sadly no way i would be able to take eating a hot pepper…

tallestsilver:

hotllamasex:

holyhandgrenaded:

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i want to play this game

I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care

I’d be the one throwing the dice - there is sadly no way i would be able to take eating a hot pepper…