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renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

If I was a member of the local cops, this would be my mall transport for those times when the trike is out of service or unavailable.
This is a Velocette LE, also known as a ‘Noddy Bike’. Used by many British police forces for regular patrols. The two-way radio on the back was an aftermarket accessory, though it would be replaced with a more modern one and phone-type handset as shown if I used it.

If I was a member of the local cops, this would be my mall transport for those times when the trike is out of service or unavailable.

This is a Velocette LE, also known as a ‘Noddy Bike’. Used by many British police forces for regular patrols. The two-way radio on the back was an aftermarket accessory, though it would be replaced with a more modern one and phone-type handset as shown if I used it.

LAPD RTO’s desk, 1960s.

LAPD RTO’s desk, 1960s.

From the Sperglord’s Desk

Might as well get this underway.

I’ve just about finished rebuilding my PC and it runs great.

Also, some idjit in the mall made fun of me in the library to her clown-faced mates, who were giggling over the One Direction autobiography they found sprawled on an empty couch in the reading area.

Also, I’m sorely tempted to buy one of those bloody big trackball things that the libraries have although not in those colours that look like they’d be sold by Sesame Street if Grover opened a computer shop. Would be easy to use.

babarkoenig:

IM PISSING

babarkoenig:

IM PISSING

dailypeeet:

This is my blog. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog, I am useless. I must post on my blog true. I must post straighter than my enemy, who is trying…

puellapeanut:

Just hate everyone equally.

puellapeanut:

Just hate everyone equally.

From the Sperglord’s Desk

All I’ve seen in music shops this past week is Dannii Minogue’s new album. Every single music rack, it takes front and centre position begging to be picked up by overenthusiastic teens, purchased and then played to extinction in an ancient hi-fi stereo that sounds like a Rumble siren when you crank the volume up. Not interested. If I go to a music store, I want GOOD music, like Flatt and Scruggs, not having to hear the latest pop single by one of Australia’s best exports belted over the PA system every five minutes like it’s the best thing since sliced bread.

Same with her sister. Every time either of them release a new album/single, it’s on the ‘Latest and Greatest’ CD racks and within two days the entire stock is sold out.

If talentlessness was a crime, Dannii would be on the top ten most wanted list.

There are some decent characters on CB

CB ain’t all bad. It ain’t all fat men obsessing over their purported penis sizes, trash talkers that sound like they swallowed a bag of gravel (or ten), people with such squeaky high pitched voices you’d think they’d be more suited to Xbox Live… there are some decent people there who enjoy a joke, a laugh and a bit of a chinwag. You’ve just got to know where to find them.

ognialbahaisuoidubbi:

"Lie to me"

Dr. Cal Lightman (Tim Roth)